The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…
With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness
It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead
