Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

I will gladly suffer fools for love

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like