Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

Why do people hate Jews? Or, restated as a Jew Why do they hate us? Let’s answer that question with a… Who are we?

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

All dressed down with nowhere to go

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

There Is Always Room For

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…