I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine