Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings
We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…
Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go
You may only break the rules of S… In order to save a life Because Shabbos saves your life
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
