The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
“The human body generates more bio…
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
