Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans