When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question