The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod