The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself