When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident