The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

The heart is a pump That never stops Caring Artificial Intelligence is possib… But machines will never care

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death