The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it