When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

Breathe in not out

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology