One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable