Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
