Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

The odds are always 50/50- It either happens or it doesn’t– Unless everybody believes it can’t… In which case the odds go slightly… This is why your best bet

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero

We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention

Art is where the Symbolic meets the Real forming a liminal space between meaning and its absence AI-generated art is where the Unr…

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

What is the darkness of evil? It is closing your eyes out of fea… But believing yourself blind When all you need do Is open your eyes

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God