To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God
We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained
The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley