Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end