In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It