When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…