Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

When we serve God determinedly Every day is humbling As we marvel at what we have been… And with it, the chance to give on… When we serve ourselves relentless…

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups