In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

There is no Status quo But there is Status

The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

I want what you want so I want a cow

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for