It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore