No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do

Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling