People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

I have an idea: I have no idea

Love is never generic– It is always specific to our genet… And in the giving we are both gene… And generative as we make the worl… Also making us generals, taking ch…

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It