She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!