When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
The only thing harder in sports Than hitting a baseball Is writing This maxim applies to every human… Especially writing
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures