My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon