Easy to please but problematic to appease

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become