There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways
Love is never generic– It is always specific to our genet… And in the giving we are both gene… And generative as we make the worl… Also making us generals, taking ch…
The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
