He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans
A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
