But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn