Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes