She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been