My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake