I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us
Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off
Dreams don’t come true; They are true
The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
