Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

What draws us towards the darkness And holds us there? It is always something our own evi… To mete out death So that we never meet death oursel…

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid

After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn