Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes