The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

Our two choices are The fear of God Or the fear of death And since we gain wisdom through t… Then we must have the faith not to…

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought