The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

If human beings are to survive it will be as cyborgs where AI does all the thinking and we supply all the feeling with the caveat that

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team

Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…

People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…

Post-Enlightenment Secular Mater… Terminated in the pandemic lockdow… You could say The End of History Came after all

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been