God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

The less you need to control the more powerful you

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…