This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

Serve (one another) and Play (together)

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000