The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth

Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me