You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number
We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime
Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
