An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…