In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth