When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism
You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin
Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain
Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews
Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is
Never Win Anything
It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible
The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
