The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…
Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–
Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
