We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where