There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

In Blade Runner Replicants are slaves Birthed in an adult body With false memories implanted To make their burden somehow beara…

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–