If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…