I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me