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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Art Imitates Near-death

The difference between
A garden variety bullshitter
And a bullshit artist
Is that bullshitting is easy
But a bullshit artist
Makes it look easy

Altre opere di Chris Gaither...
In Sales You’re Always Selling Yourself

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
The Man in Black Socks

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
L’Chaim

Mating For Life Saved My
Following the Cloud

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
“If you think you understand quantum mechanics, you don’t understand quantum mechanics”

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
Before: “What a piece of junk!” After: “She’ll make .5 past lightspeed. She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid. I’ve made a lot of special modifications myself.”

Once abandoned You may as well approach life– Meaning God– With reckless abandon Because what have you got to lose
What Do Dreams and True Stories Have in Common? They Both Require Interpretation.

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain
Big Tech, Bigger Wreck

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
I Think Out Loud, Therefore I Am

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…
A Clown Without a Class

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
Haiku

The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
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I’m Sensing a Lot of Guilt

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
Enrico Fermi Paused to Ask “But Where Is Everybody?”; I Submit to You, It Is No Paradox

Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal
I Hope and Trust That You Will Make the Necessary Adjustments

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
“Be fruitful and multiply”

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner



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