You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

God knows our weaknesses By heart And always keeps them In mind

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven