The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy
Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on
The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
