The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns

Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery