You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
Give thanks to God For we are much obliged
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
