When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button

After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…