In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it