You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

What is the darkness of evil? It is closing your eyes out of fea… But believing yourself blind When all you need do Is open your eyes

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won