“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

God is the world’s only super-bower

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…