It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time
In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em
It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…
The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
When God made man in His image He made a choice To give us a choice God always has a choice And He always chooses the good
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
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