God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance