If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job